Time Suck Thursday Meme

So...SBS tagged me. I really like these things. Especially now when I'm really looking for an excuse to piss away a few minutes here and there and don't have anything blogworthy except more whining about George. Although I know y'all LOVE to hear me whine about George. Especially George. I think he loves to hear me whine about him more than anything in the world. Ok...all sarcasm aside...Here is my re-named Time Suck Thursday Meme.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? I'm seriously supposed to narrow this down to one person in the whole world? How the hell am I supposed to narrow my hatred down to one person? Would the world know it was me who blew them up? Could I be prosecuted? Would I have to claim it on my bar app? Would there be collateral damage? Like, would it be a nuclear explosion? This question is void for vagueness. It cannot be answered in its current form.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Nickelback. I really don't need to explain, do I?

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Depends on whether he's being an ass at the moment or not, but usually George.

4. What is your favorite cheese? Mmmmm....cheese. Yeah, I agree with SBS on this one, I've never met a cheese I didn't like. But generally sharp cheddar. Mmmmmm...cheese.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? Broiled roast beef with provolone and basil.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Depp, Johnny Depp. Yup...I'm with SBS on this one too.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Jack Johnson. Easy.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. How are you gonna spend it? Pedicure, manicure and chocolate.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Moscow...wait, it's January, Tahiti.

10. Upon arrival to the afore mentioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Get a hotel room, because otherwise I'm sleeping on the beach.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...? Gin.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? Back to the 18th century to help the drafters of the constitution lay it out more clearly.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Women are in charge.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Jitters. Based around a diverse cast of characters who hang out at a coffee shop.

15. What is your favorite curse word? fucker.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Call George. He's the only person in the world who would believe me.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item? Assuming the fire isn't going to reach the garage so I don't have to worry about the cars, I'm going to grab the bears George gave me. My purse and my laptop are already in the car though, so that's kind of cheating.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Send out a mass e-mail to everyone I know saying everything I don't say. Fill in those blanks!!!

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? The ability to bend space and time.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? I only get a half-hour? It's much longer than a half hour. But...yeah.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Hmmm...I'll plead the 5th here.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But now you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now? Canada or England...I'm too lazy to become fluent in another language. Plus, free health care would rock.

23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? I don't know that I could pin it down. I'd hate to have to travel just to go to the bar...but generally I'd have to say Vegas. It's just one big bar anyway, right?

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"? George's

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? George Burns. He was cool. He was God too.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Selfishly I'd want to bring back my Grandma. She was awesome. Slightly less selfishly I'd want to bring back my 8 yr old cousin who died in a car accident two years ago. Even less selfishly than that I'd want to bring back George's Grandma, cuz I know it hit him hard when she died and he'd like to have her back.

Okay, so to keep the game going I need to tag someone. Sean...you're it.