There are just some things you shouldn't try at home. One of the fantastic things about our relationship is the fact that we have independent friends. He hangs out with his friends, I hang out with mine. We don't have to be together all the time. But, after last night he may need a chaperone.
So, Stonecold went over to his friend's house to watch a movie last night. For the east of the story let's call his friend Big V. So Big V's lady friend decided it would be a good idea to color Stonecold's hair. First, Stonecold has very dark brown hair. Second, I don't know if she's ever colored anyone's hair before. Third, I can only assume altered mental states were involved.
His hair is now yellow. Not blond. Not white. Not even bronze or red. I'm talking Lemon Head yellow. And he doesn't like it when I laugh. I couldn't help it. It looks like his head is trying to give birth to a school bus. He's in his mid 30's and he has yellow hair. It still makes me giggle. We'll fix it tonight. It will be ok. But in the mean time I have to not laugh. HA!
So, next time you go drinkin with your buddies and their girlfriends...remember, friends don't let friends use bleach.
7 comments:
OH That is FUNNY! I do wish you could post a picture.....
SBS - Stonecold says over his cold dead rotting corpse.
I'll see what I can do.
Hilarious! I had so many hair color fuck ups when I was younger. At one point, I had bright orange hair with yellow roots. Everyone called me Rainbow Bright. It was bad. So good luck!
Oh, my gosh! That's so funny.
When I was in college I put in blond streaks in my hair. They looked so cool and for the six weeks I had them in i thought I was.
Now...now that I'm almost thirty, I'm seeing that all my white/gray hair is coming in where I bleached my hair.
*sigh*
Oh, well. Good luck with getting Stonecold's hair back to normal. :)
I was 19, got wasted... awoke with a perm.... really.
...and I have extremely straight hair....
ROTFL! How about a picture from the back? I want to see!
I died my waist length hair black for a year. When I went to the salon to have the color lifted, it didn't go so well. At one point I was sitting there with hair that went from white blonde to blonde to orange to brown to black in graduated shades from my scalp to the tips! Oy! I finally had to have my hair cut to shoulder length and died mahogany (halfway between the black and my own auburn). What a mess. Better than my previous attempt to die it back to normal myself. I had 1 1/2 inches of scarlet roots and the rest of my hair was still jet black. I met some goths who absolutely adored it.
I won't even go into my first perm! Yikes!
Osquer has a great idea! Surely he will go for that.....
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