I hate moving. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Where are all the technological inventions that are supposed to eliminate manual labor? Where is the robot who is supposed to bring me coffee in the morning? Where is the transporter so I don't have to lift heavy things? And why am I still DRIVING? Where are the floating cars run on plasma? Isn't this the 21st century?
Which reminds me...read this, which is exactly what I was feeling today.
It's hot outside. The sun is shining. I should be sitting on my patio reading smut books drinking gin and tonics. Instead, I performed manual labor in the 21st century. Fuck the future, don't care how, I want it now!!! (Yes I can be a baby sometimes.)
3 comments:
I want a microcompressor....attach it and push a button...wham bam, thatnk you mam...doll house size...(of course, it's reversible, for after you have finished the move)
This way everything you own could fit nicely in a milk crate...a one trip, car ready move...
The Wonka pic was just for you pghguy! Happy Sunday.
SBS that's a wonderful idea!!! I still look longingly back at the days during law school when everything I owned fit into the front seat of a Geo Metro. Ahhh, the life.
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